Birds: They will never know the joys of sitting.

I have received multiple — as in more than one — emails this week concerning Wendy’s new “Premium Fillet of Fish” sandwich.  Apparently the top-dogs of the fast food world like to cater to the Lent crowd this time of year and begin to push their usually underrepresented seafood confections.  [Read more →]

You know it exists, but, much like a cat having sex, you’ve never seen one in the wild.  The dollar coin, the elusive (perhaps annoying?) coin that Americans resist with all their casual might in favor of the cotton-printed counterpart.  Meanwhile, the rest of the Earth uses a 1-coin for daily transaction, perhaps most famously the British pound (which is, fortunately, the exact price of a Broomhill Chip-Butty).
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If an hour is happy, it’s probably because it’s drunk.

Concerning 24-Hour McDonalds:

If it’s open for 24 hours, when do they clean it?