A discussion about Ryan Seacrest high-fiving the blind contenstant on American Idol last night becomes typically hilarious in the comments section, thanks to user BartLA:

I missed this last night. But did tune in for five minutes when some chick in a bikini was auditioning. She said before she went in she was going to KISS RYAN afterwards and you could see the fear in his GAY eyes.

From the Huffington Post’s article on the O’Reilly-Hitchens debate on torture, which was apparently prefaced with a clip from the show 24:

snruB

I know that whenever I engage in an adult debate I always start off with a clip from 24

wolfmanman

Personally, I prefer to start with something a little bit less sensational, like Nip-tuck or Fringe.

This comment comes from user rusrus at 23/6’s article on why Kate Hudson should have died in a plane crash after making Almost Famous:

Falling down the stairs because you’re pulling-up your underpants at the same time in a rush to answer the door for the pizza man is a legacy way to die: a story that will be remembered for generations. Especially memorable will be the interviews with the pizza man who discovered your embarrassing pants-less corpse in the foyer slumped-up against the door.

Today’s comment comes from casual_observer on Glenn Greenwald’s blog entry at Salon:

No Attacks

There have been no successful attacks on the nation since the postal rates were raised on June 30, 2002.

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