Concerning 24-Hour McDonalds:

If it’s open for 24 hours, when do they clean it?

Concerning hygiene:

Do you think humans have wiped from the beginning?  If not, when did it begin, and who was the first?  Answer:  He was the new king.

A discussion about Ryan Seacrest high-fiving the blind contenstant on American Idol last night becomes typically hilarious in the comments section, thanks to user BartLA:

I missed this last night. But did tune in for five minutes when some chick in a bikini was auditioning. She said before she went in she was going to KISS RYAN afterwards and you could see the fear in his GAY eyes.

From the Huffington Post’s article on the O’Reilly-Hitchens debate on torture, which was apparently prefaced with a clip from the show 24:

snruB

I know that whenever I engage in an adult debate I always start off with a clip from 24

wolfmanman

Personally, I prefer to start with something a little bit less sensational, like Nip-tuck or Fringe.

Concerning soda:

Dr. Pepper tastes like mulch juice.  From 23 different kinds of mulch.  Carbonated.  In a bottle.