A life of boredom, lack of privacy, and a Benedictine vow of celibacy await those pious enough to live in their parents’ basement. Be ready to do yard work at any waking moment. Don’t count on people keeping out just because your door is shut. Most importantly, prepare yourself for a downward spiral of anger and overall apathy. (more…)

As many of you no doubt know, today is 6/6/2006 - or 6/6/6. Once again millenialists around the world are predicting (and hoping for) the end of the world. So empty those checking accounts and break out the good whiskey if you believe it. Personally I am not worried one bit. I know that the world cannot possibly end today and it’s based on one simple fact: The world already ended sixteen years ago. (more…)